Liz Going On

I’ve just had a surreal experience with milk.

I went to tesco, as is fairly conventional. When I got back I drove to the end of my street to turn round, as I do every time I come home. Just before I turned round I noticed there was some milk near the park.

Quite a lot of milk.

Bottles of milk, semi skimmed and silver top. 4pint containers of milk. Pints of skimmed milk. Empty bottles of milk. Loads of the stuff.

I concluded that this was not normal, and decided that the police may like to know about my abnormal find.

So I phoned them. And probably sounded like a complete nutter.

However they must have taken me seriously as now there’s a police van, squad car, four semi-attractive coppers and the helicopter looking at the milk.

Being the nosey law abiding citizen that I am I decided to go ask them about it. Turns out some fool left the keys in his milk float and it got pinched! Tee hee hee! 

One word answers only. Type the first thing that comes to mind, even if it doesn’t make sense. Email to your therapist if you like.

1. Where is your cell phone? table

2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend? lovely

3. Your hair? curly

4. Your mother? short

5. Your father? dead

6. Your favourite item? Beryl

7. Your dream last night? disturbing

8. Your favourite drink? wine

9. Your dream car? free

10. The room you are in? lounge

11. Your ex? nasty

12. Your fear? failure

13. What do you want to be in 10 years? happy

14. Who did you hang out with last night? choir

15. What you’re not? dainty

19. The last thing you did? eat

20. What are you wearing? jeans

22. Your favourite book? unknown

23. The last thing you ate? tuna

24. Your life? ace

25. Your mood? aprehensive

26. Your friends? amazing

27. What are you thinking about right now? this

28. Your car? skoda

29. What are you doing at the moment? typing

30. Your summer? ace

31. Your relationship status? taken

32. What is on your tv? nothing

33. When is the last time you laughed? today

34. Last time you cried? tuesday

35. School? no

Well that’s enough for now. One word is surprisingly tricky. But was a lot faster than the previous marathon.  Books call.  

Another long one.  Don’t feel obliged to read it…

88. Do you have a same sex best friend that you can talk to 24/7?  I’m sure the King or CassMan would help me out if I really needed it at any time.

86. Where are you exactly? Sat between two seats on my sofa with laptop on knee watching telly drinking diet coke. That’s me drinking the diet coke and not the telly!

84. What does the 7th message in your [cell] text inbox say? "Thanks honey. TV and tea at the moment. See you Thurs." Not really that inspirational I’m afraid.

82. Do you like Mr. noodles? I wouldn’t want to get in trouble with Mrs Noodles, whoever she is.

80. Do you have any kids? Thankfully not yet, though boyfriend can do a rather good impression at times, and sometimes I feel the roles are reversed a bit with my Mum!

78. Closest black object? My Mood. Fed up with revision and not getting far and feeling the pressure to pass and not sleeping. Sigh.

76. Would you go back in time to change anything you’ve done? No.

73. How does your hair look right now? My hair can’t see. My eyes do that.

70. If you could kill someone, who would it be?No comment….I’ve learnt to name no names in blogs

68. What do you hear right now? Desperate Housewives. And the fan of my computer. Have Rutter’s requiem flying round inside of my head as it was on in the car.

66. Just kidding? *confused*

64. Who was the last person to comment you? Lisa. I miss her at choir. She’s fun and nice.

61. Rock or Rap? Rock

59. Who did you last call? Erm, brief missed call to Amy at choir to give her my number.

56. What are you doing now? D’uh. I’m answering these silly questions by choice with probably too much detail. That has to be one of the most stupid questions I’ve ever seen on one of these things. Hmmm, maybe I should write the next one….

54. Would you die for someone? Yeah, though expect they’d be pretty sad afterwards and wouldn’t want me to.

49. What did you dream about last night? I’m dreaming loads at the moment. And they’ve been really scary too. The other day I was trying to escape a person who wanted to kill me and the rest of the choir in a caravan! And last night the dream involved a semiderelect terraced house, and selling it and explosions and my pet rabbit Reggie. It wasn’t that nice either. You can tell I’m troubled.

44. Bedsheet color? White

38. Can you do a cartwheel? Yes, and I like to do them! Always right hand first.

35. Do you own ripped jeans? Not intentionally

33. What if you found out you were adopted? It’d be a lie. I look so like my dad and I have my mother’s hands. I definatly belong there.

29. Do you have low self esteem? Lower than most people would think

27. Who can make you laugh the hardest? Cass or my brother

Hey! who stole 26 -23?

22. Person who posted this before you? Sarah on LJ

18. Do you like 80’s movies?Fame and Flasdance? Yeah!

Hmm the thief has struck again. Can’t be bothered to renumber it I’m afraid.  

16. Ever encountered a shark? Not to my knowlege

15. What kinda movies do you like? Simon Pegg ones. Monty phyton.

14. Are you a crazy stalker? I think I have the potential, but not found anyone worthy of salking yet.

13. Would you like to move? This year please. I think I’ll totally hate the experience but it needs to be done.

10. Do you miss someone? Sometimes

9. Are you sad? A bit fed up maybe, but not sad

7. Favorite time of day? Bedtime, or winetime

6. Have you ever licked someones cheek? Yeah. Not sure why or when, but sounds like something I’ve probably done.

5. Watch all Spiderman movies? Nah

3. What are you looking forward to? Easter

2. Do you like haunted houses? Andrew has a ghost. I call her betty. I want to see her but she’s shy.

1. Do you want to get married? Yes, in good time

http://themes.kitjunkie.org/ 

1) a retro telly theme tune site.  Fab!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,,2041487,00.html

2) This man has real dedication. Hope he wins, but suspect he’s on a sticky wicket.

I’ve warned you. It’s long. Blame Alsion.

[ NOW ]
Current mood: Fed up and despairing. Revision sucks.
Current music: Telly
Current taste: Banana
Current hair: Very mad, curly and not behaving
Current clothes: Jeans which are falling down as I don’t like my belt. Black top. Grey jumper. ROBOT socks!
Current smell: Not much
Current thing I should be doing: Revising and not despairing
Current windows open: This, Facebook and Doctors.net
Current desktop picture: Crazy LED lit fake palmtree from Sharm El Shiek
Current favorite band: Hmmm. Scissor Sisters
Current book: Fundermentals of Anaesthesia, but Pinnock, Lin and Smith
Current cd in stereo: Rachmaninov Vespers
Current favorite celeb: Hmmm. Tricky. Simon Pegg maybe

[ DO YOU.. ]
Smoke?: No
Do drugs?: Give them all the time. Take legal ones occasionally to. More naughty things, no.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Yes! But I’ve not had it for about 8 months. Its about having a suddenly having a baby. Rather disconcerting
Remember your first love? Yes. And we’re still friends. He’s lovely and a copper now.
do you still love him/her? Not in that way.
Read the newspaper? Not regularly
Have any gay or lesbian friends? Yes
Believe in miracles?: Maybe
Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever? Yes.
Consider yourself tolerant of others? Yes
Consider love a mistake? No.
Like the taste of alcohol? Yes.
Have a favorite candy? Not sure.
Believe in astrology? Haven’t decided.
Believe in magic? Haven’t decided.
Have any pets: Beryl and Reginald, my rabbits.
Go to or plan to go to college: No, enough studying for the FRCA exams
Have any tattoos? No. Don’t want any either
Hate yourself? Probably more than I should.
Have an obsession? Many.
Have a secret crush? Yes! (Andrew will probably kill me when he reads this! Its just a small crush on someone with a sexy bum at work!)
Have a best friend? Loads! I’m lucky.
Wish on stars? Not really.

[ LOVE LIFE ]
Ever been in love?: Yes
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes.
Do you believe in "the one?" I think so.
Describe your ideal significant other: Someone I can admire and trust and rely on. But make that sound better.

[ETC]
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? Yes, more recently than perhaps I should!
Have you ever been intoxicated? Yes.
Have you ever been caught "doing something?" Maybe, not exactly sure.
Shy to make the first move? Depends on the situation

[ APPEARANCE ]
Hair: Brown, greasy and curly
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5′8"

[ LAST THING.. ]
Bought: Diet coke from vending machine in a hospital I was visiting at 5am on Sunday morning.
Ate & Drank: Banana
Read: The guide to passing the FRCA exam
Watched on TV: Watching deal or no deal right now.

[ EITHER OR.. ]
beer or cider: Beer, usually.
drinks or shots: Drinks.
cats or dogs: cats
single or taken: Taken.
pen or pencil: Either.
gloves or mittens: gloves.
food or candy: Food
cassette or cd: Only have the ability for CDs.
coke or pepsi: Diet Coke please.

[ WHO/WHAT DO YOU WANT TO.. ]
kill: No-one. I would like some people to go away forever though.
get really wasted with: Hmmm, not sure. Cass is a good default!
look like: smaller
avoid: Nasty people.

[ LAST PERSON YOU.. ]
saw: Andy
talked to on the phone: Andy
hugged: Andy
instant messaged: Andy
emailed: MTAS helpdesk
kissed: Andy.  Hmmm, there appears to be a bit of a theme there.

[ HAVE YOU EVER.. ]
Drank alcohol? Yes
Done drugs?: some, not many
Broken the law?: yeah.
Run away from home?: No.
Broken a bone? yes. Ouch
Played Truth Or Dare?: Yes.
Kissed someone you didn’t know? Yes!
Been in a fight? Yes
Come close to dying? Not that close.

[ WHAT IS.. ]
Your bedroom like?: Half decorated
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Coffee
Your favorite restaurant? Hmm, a good one! The White Hart maybe.
What’s on your bedside table? Too much stuff!
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: Pitta bread.
What is your biggest fear?: At the moment its not getting a job and failing this exam again. Background involves losing Mum
Describe your bed: Comfy, although quite often there’s a bed hog in there too.
Spontaneous or Straightforward?: Hang on, they’re not opposites! So I’m going to have both.
Do you know how to play poker?: A bit.
What do you carry with you at all times? Purse, phone, diary, swiss army card, micropore, paracetamol, two pens, chewing gum, umbrella, moisturiser, tissues
How do you drive? Fast!
What do you miss most about being little? School holidays
Are you happy with your given name? No, its rubbish!
Have you ever been in a play? Yes, quite a few
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Depends if they are rude.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? I try to be.

They’re noisy.

My new neighbours.  There’s lots of DIY noises coming through my walls.

They were very noisy when I was trying to sleep post night shifts.  And now I’m revising they’re being nosiy again.

SHhhhhh. Please!

Normal social life will resume in approximately 9 days. Exam is a week tomorrow (eek!). Do I think I’ll pass this time? Hmmm, am more hopeful than last time, have worked hard, but there’s always loads more to learn.  Better get back to it. 

I’m going to gloat a little and list my birthday presents, in no particular order.

• Lush stuff
• socks
• M and S vouchers
• botanics stuff
• Picture (made by my wonderful Mummy)
• Perfume
• Necklace
• Lavendar
• Windmill
• Scarf
• Mug and bag (spotty)
• Earrings
• Pink fizzy wine
• Pink squidgy pillow

I had an intersting birthday yesterday. I got lots of nice presents and cards. And texts and comments on my wall. I feel a special mention must go to Alsion who wished me happy birthday in many ways… 1) on the phone 2) by email 3) on my facabook wall 4) in a blog comment 5) in a text message and 6) in a voicetext!  Well done Alsion!

Working twice def sucked. I had no sleep either night and have had two blue flashy light ambulance experiences. Although ambulances are fun I would rather not venture out in the middle of the night.

Time for sleep. 

I am reliably informed that it is Wednesday.  I am confused.  You see I went to choir last night, when the rule of the world is that choir is on a Wednesday, every Wednesday and if it doesn’t happen then I get really off balance. 

But I’m feeling rubbish so am going to sleep.